Lion Versus Model
You gotta love being a photographer. You get to shoot all kinds of cool stuff, like women doing martial arts with lions and shit. Check out this photoshoot (photog is off camera right). Kickass.
Photographer: “Ok yeah, that looks great … beautiful … give me some intensity..”
Photographer: “Excellent, show me some real movement … can I get you smile just a bit … beautiful …”
Lion: “You know what? This dude to behind me holding my leash? I weigh, like, three times are much as he does. I’m totally going to go over there and eat that chick.”